Pain is all I feel today. I hurt everywhere. I fell asleep on the couch last night watching a movie. It took me five minutes to get up this morning. I think every joint on my body is bruised and swollen. Lifting ought to be fun tomorrow. I have bruises the size of softball on my arms, ribs, and legs. I think I need to retire from the Turkey Bowl. It hurts too much anymore.

What an interesting weekend. It started out innocently enough on Friday I took my sister, niece, and nephews to see "The Elf" after work. I then shot home for a 15 minute power nap. That was followed by a 12 hour bender. Beer is good.
I rolled out of bed at the crack of 3 on Saturday afternoon. I still had one shoe, I don't even remember walking the two blocks home. Good party I guess. Four o'clock came and it was happy hour so a few beers never hurt. 6 o'clock time to head to Lancers hockey along with the whole Bell clan. Fights and beer galore, it's hockey need I say more. We decide at the game that we will save some money and just play drunk UNO at Corrence's house instead of going to the bar. We arrive there at about ten with two 30 packs of Miller Highlife Light. We're all watching our figures. At eleven a buddy suggests that we go and buy depends to wear so as not to slow the game down by frequent restroom breaks. Eleven thirty depends are bought and being worn by four of us idiots. No one really wants to be the first to go so everyone holds it for as long as they can. Note we have all been drinking for about seven hours now. We call Eelnahs, who is sleeping because we are laughing so hard at the fact of what we are doing, that we have to share it. 12:15 the bladders begin to give way. I'm watching grown men piss themselves, and I'm laughing so hard I pissed myself. Note depends are not made to hold large volumes of urine. They will become water logged and will leak. Which can and has happened. Needless to say I can definitely say I don't ever want to get that old. It was fun for a moment of stupidity and a good way to break up the monotiny of life. Today has been veg day.